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True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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