2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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