break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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