i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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