Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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