in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I cockslap morals
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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