I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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