plz talk dirty to me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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