He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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