Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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