Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He passed out mid-signature
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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