He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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