So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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