If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
