Don't you send me to vm
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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