just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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