he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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