There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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