ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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