whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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