i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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