The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Acid is not a monday night drug
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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