but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Randomize
