She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
