S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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