I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
