Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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