what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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