I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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