i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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