honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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