In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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