so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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