Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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