My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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