Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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