Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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