This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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