I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize