Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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