ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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