Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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