I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
