My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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