Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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