I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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