I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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