How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My vagina is officially offended.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window