Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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(734): View more from Michigan

she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.

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(705): View more from Ontario

From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...

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(936): View more from Texas

uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.

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