IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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