Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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