p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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