Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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