He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I AM VODKA MAN
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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