I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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